Don’t you fucking dare pick Kirby, I swear to fucking god colin
If only laelfs.
Is red of face
Drinks wine by the case?
(I dunno)
Still feeling ill so 'er indoors has bravely headed off to Tezbots to try to get me some of that vegan cookie dough ice cream. Or get petrol because she’s paranoid about Brexit-related price spikes, one of the two, I wasn’t really paying attention.
Went Nandos and they forgot the chicken from my Caesar salad. How do you forget the chicken in Nandos?
Ffs if this actually happens
I’m sure she’s overreacting, we had to change the Brexit tins cupboard to one that wasn’t wall-mounted because she bought so much tinned food that it was pulling the cupboard off the wall.
Knew someone would do this
Chilangos, they vanished off deliveroo but they’re on uber eats. They do This vegan chicken, it’s so good. Always convinced they’ve sent me real chicken!
The guy whose console this is hasn’t unlocked all the characters
I’m honestly embarrassed for him.
London Bridge is so confusing. I rarely go to London nowadays but I always get lost.
Niiiice
I’ve been paired with Mrs Z in round 1
christ al-fucking-mighty.
From where
I’m at Union Chapel and about to get me a Tunnock’s and a brew
MAKE HER RUE THE DAY