i try to be non-judgemental about my housemate and her devout Christian mates but it’s hard when they’re even weirder than my Countdown friends. last time they came over, my housemate hid my statue of David apron because, uh… I guess she thought they’d be horrified by a statue’s willy on an apron.
think i’m gonna wait for my housemate to go out and then put the apron somewhere very publicly