Corporal Jones from Dads Army

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Not even Scissorhands.

“Ah I’ve sat on the bastard”

My colleague had a knock on his door this morning, by the time he answered there was nobody there and a cake on his doorstep. Would you eat the mystery cake?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Depends how delicious it looked

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One of my neighbour’s kids runs around their garden screaming like the fucking Exorcist every night, non-stop, for hours.

Part of me appreciates i’m a miserable bastard and you’ve got to let kids run around and scream and all that, but fuck me it’s non-stop.

None of my family know how to use garlic. Surely when you are making a tomato-based pasta dish garlic is the next most important ingredient after tomatoes and pasta?

Hoping to sneak in on the film quiz if R ever falls asleep. Will probably have beer and snacks even though I absolutely should be cutting back.

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There are very few things I wouldn’t eat tbh.

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Just had a 40 minute walk in my garden listening to my album, it was really nice and the most exercise I’ve had for months. Stuff like that is worth living for

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was gonna go for a run but started with a headache and feel a bit dizzy.

dinner it is then.

not even Benny and Joon?

I do this every day with a podcast. 9.00am.

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it’s been really nice outside today too, lovely cool breeze

Here’s an update on my track


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ooooooooo was so close to pulling the trigger on a pizza.

don’t understand, you can get a ‘personal’ 7 inch pizza, wedges, and a drink for a fiver. just order two of those (which you can do) and you get a 14 inch pizza and 2 wedges and 2 drinks for a tenner.

almost feels like robbery.

wow that’s getting some serious work

don’t think I’ve ever ordered a pizza that wasn’t the biggest one available, couldn’t do that to myself

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@anon19035908 we need more OJ!

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Lovely

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Done my brain in - 1 14 inch pizza = 2 7 inch pizzas

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