Just started love island :roll_eyes:

(Its actually just an office job with the postal service. Gonna stop lying about being a postman now cos its disrespectful to actual postmen)

:bike: :policeman: :email: :mailbox_with_mail: :raising_hand_woman: :house:

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Had a nice evening drinking cans (mines a diet coke) and eating pizza in the sunshine in the park

Now back watching love Island because I am a sucker for punishment

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Doing Ben gibbards taxes is it

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Was trying to think of a good joke to make about this bit you beat me to it. Maybe I should just… give up.

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It started as a mistake.

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It was an honest mistake

Perpetual state of being knackered
Fell asleep on the tube home again :s
Good thing that I get a nice lie in tomorrow NOT (in at 6)
Maccas breakfast may be the only thing to get me out of bed

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Have you ever read The Peculiar Life of a Lonely Postman by Denis Theriault?
It’s really good. It involves a postman and he writes haikus. In Montreal. It snows.

What I’m basically saying is, you need to write haikus (and then post them here) post

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FRIENDS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC NEWS

Absolutely creasing that they buried this in the article

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As always, fuck jeremy hunt

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Good book, that.

It has been a few years since I read Bukowski and I worry the way I see the world now might not be kind to him.

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QMUL… Isn’t that the one that found drinking two litres of vodka a day was fine for the bladder?

(Coffee study was by QMUL)

Aston study on weekend risk for CV mortality pretty much consistent with most similar analyses

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Yeah I’m the same tbh, probably doesn’t hold up too well in this day and age.

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Julia Holter has the optimal level of bants

Big Thief are so good.

Bit tired off standing up

Bit quiet on here this eve
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Post Office worked fine for me two years ago but a lot has changed in that time. Regardless, he wrote this and that alone is enough of a legacy for me

there’s a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I’m too tough for him,
I say, stay in there, I’m not going
to let anybody see
you.

there’s a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I pour whiskey on him and inhale
cigarette smoke
and the whores and the bartenders
and the grocery clerks
never know that
he’s
in there.

there’s a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I’m too tough for him,
I say,
stay down, do you want to mess
me up?
you want to screw up the
works?
you want to blow my book sales in
Europe?

there’s a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I’m too clever, I only let him out
at night sometimes
when everybody’s asleep.
I say, I know that you’re there,
so don’t be
sad.

then I put him back,
but he’s singing a little
in there, I haven’t quite let him
die
and we sleep together like
that
with our
secret pact
and it’s nice enough to
make a man
weep, but I don’t
weep, do
you?

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About to rewatch Nanette (Gadsby) whilst drunk. Good idea? Probably not. #emo

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Fell asleep, woke up.

Decided to do some prep for work tomorrow and fell into a rabbit hole of a quail map (train maps) searching out funny place names (Sluts Hole, for example between Ely and Norwich) which led to me spending 2 hours writing a ‘comedy’ routine that will probably never see the light of day but references a joke from Best in Show (based on a true story), includes a gag about throwing oxo cubes and ends in pornhub.

I’ll live to regret all of that in the morning.

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