Haha so there’s a local beer called Landlord And a pub called The Rodney which is more expensive. And it goes…
Why doesn’t Bob Dylan like The Rodney? Dear Landlord.
What does a cow with no lips say?
Oooo
Deets
Actually I need to go to bed.
Aw, shame. It was a great gig. Will’s dance moves were out of this world.
there’s two cats on a roof. which one falls off first?
the one with the smallest μ!!
Ah-hah! I do like that I must say.
Had an extra guy with him to play as he pranced.
I only heard the new one this week
considering texting my housemate to suggest placing some wadding behind his bed in order to prevent the backboard incessantly banging against it and keeping me up.
bloody sex people.
going out to a shit chinese restaurant. cba.
Can you explain this one to us thickos?
Just use a pillow ain’t it.
Sang in the shower this morning (right next to his room) which I never ever do
What song(s)?
Halo by Beyoncé
Good choice.
I’m about to get up and shower but will not be singing as it’s right next to my flatmate’s room and he did not, to my knowledge, have sex last night.
mu is the coefficient of friction. It also sounds like the noise made by cats.
Cows mu, pal
Don’t shoot the messenger!
But enough about @profk’s housemate.
All three of Olivia Laing’s books are great.
