Never heard it called that before.

this is very fake

Real talk, this is a Kinder Joy but I’ll tell you cows I didn’t find much joy when I opened it up!!!11

Watching a documentary on the origins of bossa nova. It’s pretty fun

did you get schwifty?

my sleep is up the left again, i’m lucky if i’m in snore town by 3am :zzz:

wow, this isn’t very bueno at all!

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Got my squanch on.

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PERMANENTLY CLOSED

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Sorry!

what on earth

:frowning:.

Unbelievable innit.

You could get some chips from that street with all the chip shops?

That’s the standard Kinder Egg in a lot of mainland Europe #brexit

Joints have been sparked and a ouija board set up in our house. I don’t know why the lads are suddenly into that and tarot cards. I’m having none of that shit anyway.

Doubt it! I just can’t be arsed wasting my time with it. I’ve beer to drink and reviews to write!

I’ll go back down once they’re done with it. Can’t hide my boredom when that stuff comes up.

Also, in Romance Doctor news, I’ve accidentally arranged a date for tomorrow and have only just realised that it is Valentine’s Day. Ooooops.

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I can already tell tomorrow is going to be a write off. No more booze for me ever

I didn’t! We agreed to it at the weekend and I only copped it there. Definitely not going to get her something, we’ll just hang out and have a really nice time like all the dates we’ve been on.

That sounds ridiculous. How do you even get a job doing that I wonder?

I’m very drunk
Severed’s band were good, and there was another band that happened to be from Bridgend so we had mutual friends because the world’s too small and you can’t escape any cunt :slight_smile:

Someone just sent me a message that said “dirt is a gift for the world” in it and I know for a fact they aren’t joking.

hmmmmm