I took some parcels in for one of my neighbours because I’m a hashtag great guy earlier today. Because I’m a reasonable person I assumed that the neighbour in question would call at a reasonable time to collect his parcels…
Half past ten isn’t a reasonable time, is it? He wasn’t even knocking quietly!
I now also know he’s the one whose motorbike keeps falling against other people’s cars in the high winds.
What a belltop.