Ever been stung by a jellyfish?

If the peeing thing did work.
Would you

  • Pee on a friend or loved one to stop their pain
  • Have a friend or loved one pee on you to stop your pain

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It’s a wasp. Fuck em.

It would need to be a lot more painful than a nettle sting but, both.

Down in Cornwall the campsite had regular notices warning about jellyfish stings, and making it clear you do not need to piss on it.

Also lots of stories about weever fish, they sound like right bastards.

I’m going to carpenter a box made of pine, 500mm x 500mm, held together with dovetail joints. Then I’m going to fill it with bullet ants, and put my head in it.

They are fucking bastards

Same thing but the sting is on your nose

  • Make it rain
  • I’m shy

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I will happily piss on anyone’s face and like to think that you’d all do the same for me xx

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I did this when I was about 10 years old, christ it hurt!