Ever fallen in love with an inanimate object?

[shrewbie]

Or do you think you’re capable of doing so?

I’m in love with Mt. Etna but I’m not sure if she’s inanimate. It’s the best I can do though sorry

[Aggpass]

I see Etna, and I mount it!

[TKC]

Yeah, your mind makeuthink

[marckee]

I heard that she is a very passionate and hot lava.

[dktrfaustus]

I’d fuck an egg if I could.

[Funkhouser]

Again?!?

[dktrfaustus]

Don’t yolk about this.

[manches]

[Scout]

I’m now pen pals (of a fashion) with a woman who was pen pals with the woman who married the Berlin Wall.

[TKC]

I really hope youre collating all these and doing a show

[manches]

oh don’t worry about that

[TKC]

Dont tell me what to do

[TKC]

Actually you can, but let others be warned

[hesastopsiiiiign]

Not sure if this is the documentary I watched about a decade ago but it was genuinely fascinating

Married to the Eiffel Tower

[Jamos]

woah! you’ve got a lot of celebrity connections but this one i’m most impressed by (pending the david seaman story at least). didn’t she cheat on him with a fence? something like that, it was on hignfy

[drspaceman]

[Scout]

I think she left them for a typewriter

[funkycow]

I love lamp.

[Scout]

Here’s the scoop for ya @Jamos
(this is all from my friend’s mum, who I’ve never met, but he forced us into a facebook message thread because he knew I’d like to know all about it)

[Jamos]

love it. just absolutely fascinating isn’t it