Lovely scout had to go to hospital TWICE because of pebbles in her nose.
Had a fly stuck in my ear once and all I could hear out of the right ear was buzzing. Was quite distressing really.
My lip studs were stuck in my face for ages cause I just couldn’t unscrew them.
I sneezed when I was a child and a piece of sausage flew out.
How do you know it was sausage and not brain?
Ate a lego brick.
Parents freaked out, took me to the hospital.
The nurse was like “lol, stop panicking, he’ll shit it out eventually”.
Parents had to check my shit until it turned up.
I ate it but I don’t know what brain tastes like so there’s a level of uncertainty there.
Describe the brick. Before you ate it.
If I recall correctly, it was like this
My cousin did this with a tooth crown!! It was really expensive so she was like fuck paying for that again, I’ll find it and get it glued back on.
She had to take a Tupperware to work and poo in it and then take it home to rummage through with two biros.
Could have just phoned in sick.
Must have been a bit offputting at the lunchtable. ho ho ho.
Not yet but I’m still young
its not even thursday ffs
You can’t phone in sick because you need to poo out dental work! Could happen at any time!
This is why people need to join unions.
Don’t know if I’ll allow swallowing things ITT btw. I don’t have soup stuck inside of me right now. Seems… different. Not stuck, just… temporarily inside you.