David Wheater at Chester Zoo
Saw Zabaleta in the Trafford Centre 3 days in a row.
The entire play off League One Blackpool football team in Tiger Tiger at a student night.
Balotelli and entourage walking down Deansgate.
David Platt in the Ashton Arms
Manchester United football team in The Grapes (my dad saw some of the the players every Tuesday in Abercromby in the 80âs)
Andy Barlow shopping Sainsburyâs.
Paul Scholes take your pick itâs not that he doesnât go out itâs just he doesnât leave Saddleworth
Michael Owen & Robert Pires filming an Umbro ad at a club I used to DJ at
Jeremy Guscott, Lawrence Dalaglio, Martin Johnson & Mike Catt at a club after a charidee gala thingy we were at
Jimmy White used to come to the student nights at a towny nite club in Kingston when I was at uni. Was always seeing him drinking ÂŁ1 shots & trying to cop off with barely legals
Sat two tables from Zlatan at a restaurant a couple of summers back too
OhâŚand Kris Akabusi came to our school for something or other. Canât remember what
Shane Warne came into my shop in Cardiff once. I basically went to pieces like a young girl screaming at the Beatles inside Shea Stadium.
Also from the world of cricket, I was once at Trent Bridge chatting and not looking where I was going and literally walked into Bob Willis. He was very tall indeed.
I made Jamie Roberts a cup of tea. (Very, very tall)
Iâve seen Gavin Henson a bunch. (Very orange, but ridiculously handsome)
Iâve met Sugar Ray Leonard. (Very courteous)
Thereâs almost definitely more, including stuff from school like Jamie Baulch and Kris Akabusi, but I canât remember them right now.
Saw Paul Merson at Bockettâs Farm (Leatherhead, Surrey) soft play area once.
Was on the same train as Titus Bramble once.
Was he in the ball pit?
No, on the rainbow slide, the kind you have to sit in a sack for. Also saw him eating a sarnie later that day
Served David Batty in Sainsburys in 1998 when he came back for his second spell at Leeds. Greatest day of my life.
Patrick Vieira out with his family in Highgate
Michael Essien in the Bentalls Centre in Kingston
Steve Coppell sitting in his Aston Martin looking miserable at some traffic lights
Steve Davis watching SunnO)))
Andy Murray and family were on our EasyJet flight from Glasgow to Gatwick. His wife was berating him for not having a pound for the trolly in baggage claim.
Regi Blinker off his nut in Club X/Babaza.
Sat next to Lubomir Moravcik on an EasyJet flight to Amsterdam. He had a connection to Bratislava. We didnât.
Henrik Larsson and Johan Mjalby steaming but calm in The Corinthian.
Mark Viduka receiving a parcel of free meat outside a butcherâs shop in Uddingston.
Henrik Larsson staring forlornly through the window of a closed fish & chip shop in Uddingston (shortly after he came flying round a corner too fast and almost killed me.)
Hakan Yakin at a pub quiz.
EtcâŚ
Jack Charlton in a train station.
Taka Michinoku in an airport.
That a euphemism?
Bleak but beautiful
Sally Gunnell, M25, traffic jam, car next to ours. Made awkward eye contact.
Some of these are a bit like the Father Ted bit where Dougal thought his advent calendar would have
âRuud Gullit sitting on a shedâ
Pat Nevin at ATP
Chris Eubank - loads of times in various outlandish vehicles and suits
once saw beckham family in tesco when i worked there
once made some audio thing for rio ferdinandâs auntie and he was there too
think i have seen loads of famous sports people at work but i wouldnât recognise many of them