#10

Classic thewarn.

#11

smashed a glass front door when i was little. just ran as hard as i could and headbutted it. the strange part was i remember being surprised when it broke.

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#12

When I was a kid, maybe about ten, I was walking home from school with my mum and my little brother. Obviously we had a difference of opinion, which led to me chasing him back to our house. He ran into the house, slamming our two-glass paneled front door behind him. I ran into the door with my arms outstretched and took out the top panel. I had a tiny scratch, but my mum made great play of the fact I could have amputated both my hands.

I also hoofed a football through a pane of glass in our back door at the same house. Again my mum was an innocent bystander. There was a piece of the glass embedded in a wooden kitchen stool that she had just walked past on her way to make a cup of tea.

In adult life, I’ve put up a second hand greenhouse, so yeah obviously I smashed some glass there.

#13

About 7, at a friend’s house down the street, was chasing his cat and managed to stick my foot through the greenhouse (i think the cat outsmarted me), his dad was just coming out the door and shouted WHAT THE DICKENS??!?!?! and I didn’t stop running until I got home. The end.

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#14

Was kicking a ball about on my mate’s drive when we were about 10. Hit the smaller window above the main window and the entire pane, including the pvc surround, just dropped out. Wasn’t like I smashed the ball at it either - we were just lobbing it up in the air, seemed to do a disproportionate amount of damage really.

#15

Not me, but one of our group smashed the window of our airbnb in Lille when we were there for the Euros. He was pissed and got fed up waiting for one of us to get back with the key so he smashed the window to get in. Will never get over waking up the next day to hearing him desperately calling all the glass repairmen in the area and proclaiming frantically down the phone in a thick Dublin accent “Eh excuse me, parlais vous Anglais? Eh yeah, can you fix a window in Lille, like today?”

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#16

imagining a tiny child with a beard.

Never smashed a window before nope. I didn’t do anything at all after being made to watch this terrifying farm safety video -

So many friends lived on farms “NO! Let’s maybe not climb into the abandoned farm building through that broken glass window. Oh and maybe we shouldn’t climb amongst the blocks of hay… aaaand let’s move away from that bog…”

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#18

I’ve abandoned posts about smashing back doors in three times now, fyi.

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#19

no.

#20

Football through my pal’s shed window THRIKER!!!

#21

We were also made to watch this at school whenever it rained. Also it’s sequel the equally gruesome “Building Sites Bite”.

Both are on YouTube I think.

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#22

I fell into my bedroom window about ten years ago when I was too drunk to stand up properly. Was so lucky to not fall out of the window and hit the concrete path below. I taped bin bags over the window until someone could come and put a new pane of glass in the next day.

#23

Not smashed one, but as a 5 year old scratched a picture of a house in to my bedroom window. Brand new double-glazed too. My earliest memory of apocalyptic rage. Shit picture too.

#24

When I was at uni a Mate was staying over at mine and we went out on the piss. He wanted to go home and I didn’t so I gave him my keys.
Ended up absolutely hammered and went home. When I get there he’s not there and I really wanted to go to bed so i kicked the door through. I then thought, I’m gonna have to pay for that to be fixed because of him so I went outside and threw a traffic cone through his car window and went to bed.

Woke up and heard commotion downstairs and it was my mate and the police. He called them about the door and his car window. I came downstairs and said id kicked the door through and one of the neighbours probably smashed up his car because of the noise.

I wasn’t a great younger person

#25

Yeah, smashed a hotel door in Newquay with my face when I was about three. My brother stole a toy from me and I chased him out the door but it swung back in my face and smashed. Stitches and a lifelong scar on my forehead to prove it.

#26

Just the classic football through the window. My dad was having a lie in and I walloped the ball straight through the glass. He was well fucked off.

I also witnessed Angus (school liability) firing stones with his Black Widow through the headmasters office window. Legendary.

#27

You’re such a wonderful person
But you got problems oh-oh-oh-oh
I’ll never touch you

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#28

I smashed a window at school when I was about 12/13 by trying to slam it shut so the window handle hit the person behind it (not in a serious way, just in a messing about way).

The window didn’t entirely smash but I kind of felt I should let the teacher on duty know what I’d done.

I was shitting it because he was one of the strictest teachers there.

When I told him, he growled at me that he’d come and take a look.

Upon inspection he said that he’d have to remove the glass from the frame as it was unsafe and went to retrieve a sledgehammer (!) to do it.

He removed the glass using the sledgehammer, which cracked the window next to it. So he removed the glass from that window too.

By the time he’d finished, he’d removed three whole windows from the side of the classroom.

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#29

Smashed my bedroom window last year just trying to close it #truehulk