#16

imagining a tiny child with a beard.

Never smashed a window before nope. I didn’t do anything at all after being made to watch this terrifying farm safety video -

So many friends lived on farms “NO! Let’s maybe not climb into the abandoned farm building through that broken glass window. Oh and maybe we shouldn’t climb amongst the blocks of hay… aaaand let’s move away from that bog…”

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#18

I’ve abandoned posts about smashing back doors in three times now, fyi.

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#19

no.

#20

Football through my pal’s shed window THRIKER!!!

#21

We were also made to watch this at school whenever it rained. Also it’s sequel the equally gruesome “Building Sites Bite”.

Both are on YouTube I think.

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#22

I fell into my bedroom window about ten years ago when I was too drunk to stand up properly. Was so lucky to not fall out of the window and hit the concrete path below. I taped bin bags over the window until someone could come and put a new pane of glass in the next day.

#23

Not smashed one, but as a 5 year old scratched a picture of a house in to my bedroom window. Brand new double-glazed too. My earliest memory of apocalyptic rage. Shit picture too.

#24

When I was at uni a Mate was staying over at mine and we went out on the piss. He wanted to go home and I didn’t so I gave him my keys.
Ended up absolutely hammered and went home. When I get there he’s not there and I really wanted to go to bed so i kicked the door through. I then thought, I’m gonna have to pay for that to be fixed because of him so I went outside and threw a traffic cone through his car window and went to bed.

Woke up and heard commotion downstairs and it was my mate and the police. He called them about the door and his car window. I came downstairs and said id kicked the door through and one of the neighbours probably smashed up his car because of the noise.

I wasn’t a great younger person

#25

Yeah, smashed a hotel door in Newquay with my face when I was about three. My brother stole a toy from me and I chased him out the door but it swung back in my face and smashed. Stitches and a lifelong scar on my forehead to prove it.

#26

Just the classic football through the window. My dad was having a lie in and I walloped the ball straight through the glass. He was well fucked off.

I also witnessed Angus (school liability) firing stones with his Black Widow through the headmasters office window. Legendary.

#27

You’re such a wonderful person
But you got problems oh-oh-oh-oh
I’ll never touch you

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#28

I smashed a window at school when I was about 12/13 by trying to slam it shut so the window handle hit the person behind it (not in a serious way, just in a messing about way).

The window didn’t entirely smash but I kind of felt I should let the teacher on duty know what I’d done.

I was shitting it because he was one of the strictest teachers there.

When I told him, he growled at me that he’d come and take a look.

Upon inspection he said that he’d have to remove the glass from the frame as it was unsafe and went to retrieve a sledgehammer (!) to do it.

He removed the glass using the sledgehammer, which cracked the window next to it. So he removed the glass from that window too.

By the time he’d finished, he’d removed three whole windows from the side of the classroom.

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#29

Smashed my bedroom window last year just trying to close it #truehulk

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#31

:musical_note: But I’m not proooud
that I’m a broken windo-ow :musical_note:

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#32

We used to have proper shit school buses and more than once the windows on the top deck fell out when people were doing pile ons or rugby tackles up there.

#33

I’d call the quality of the teachers into question (not just the buses).

#34

Yes

  1. Reverse sweep when about 9 into my neighbour’s stained glass window on their front door while playing cricket with other neighbour in the street. His mum was coming down the street at the time and bollocked us, but is an avid cricket fan and admired the shot.

  2. With same neighbour in his garden, picked up a golf ball that I said was mine so was gonna put it back in my garden. Threw it straight into one of my own greenhouse windows. mate absolutely pissed himself, as you would

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#35

Yes. It was during a drama lesson at school, at a time in my life when Paul Gascoigne’s Euro 96 goal against Scotland was very prominent in my consciousness, so I had somehow worked that into the performance. I, playing Gazza, looped the ball up with my left, then volleyed with my right, but I caught it almost too well, and it flew off and broke a window in the school hall.

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