I bet we’ve all swum in poo, really
Jook has iirc
IIIIIII’VE NEVER SWAM IN POO BUT I KNOW SOMEONE THAT HAS WHICH MAKES ME WONDER IF I COULD
Oh yes, that story!
Someone pooed in the pool here when I was about 10
was that the one where he went to a building site for a shag, but ended up slipping in shite instead? @AQOS
Picture 5 is a classic cursed British (plus technically Japanese, and American) image
What a bastard
This can’t be 2001, Kevin De Bruyne is in his early 20s in this photo
Sigh
Probably loads of times TBF, given the state of the sea when I was a kid
One of my friends once received a DM from a guy that said ‘I would swim through a river of shit just to suck the dick of the last guy you fucked’ which was a hell of an opener
You know someone who knows Eminem?
Oh we’re they copying something else that exists? She was genuinely sent it and he could have been quoting something or a copypasta or something but we had no idea and just thought it was intense and weird
knew someone who got caught up at that time in Glastonbury where one of the trucks that empties the toilets unleashed it’s contents on some festival goers
A fate I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. I mean Kingsofleonpigeonypoopymouthygate was bad enough
My local resort is Blackpool, I’m all too familiar with ‘floaters’
And I don’t mean the 70s soul group or Australia’s apparent national dish (a, er, meat pie floating in mushy peas)
after arcade fire at Hyde Park a few summers ago we saw someone trip and fall face first into the mud around the toilets. it hadn’t actually rained for a few days.
Swam headfirst into a poo in Lake Balaton once. Never been swimming since