#21

A fate I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. I mean Kingsofleonpigeonypoopymouthygate was bad enough

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#22

My local resort is Blackpool, I’m all too familiar with ‘floaters’

And I don’t mean the 70s soul group or Australia’s apparent national dish (a, er, meat pie floating in mushy peas)

#23

after arcade fire at Hyde Park a few summers ago we saw someone trip and fall face first into the mud around the toilets.
it hadn’t actually rained for a few days.

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#24

Swam headfirst into a poo in Lake Balaton once. Never been swimming since

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#25

I keep wanting to make that Hungarian spicy fish soup with most of the fish caught from there

I now do not

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#26

Though a friend once claimed they found mouse poo at Burnley KFC but it also looks exactly like burnt rice and was from an overcooked-looking burrito wrap. I now, though I used to do on the daily, do not want to order an overcooked-looking burrito wrap from Burnley KFC