This depends whose problem it is. It might be “you are the crocodile/lion, how do you ensure that it’s definitely you that’s getting a feed?”
I’d probably see if I could turn round and face towards that verge in the background and swing with enough momentum to hopefully land there.
That would need the tree not to fall down though and that is going to be tricky but there’s not a lot of options here…
Very interesting perspective.
Piss on the crocodiles, spit on the snake and hopefully this show of bravado will scare off the lion, and then the others will follow suit. Then I drop and swim to safety, and will be the new king of the jungle
Is this ‘which one do you fuck first?’
Very bold approach. Unfortunately I have quite a weak flow when it comes to urination so I think I’d really struggle to give the crocs too much concern
No, this is every problem has a solution, now what is the solution of this?
Yeah but is the problem related to fucking the animals in the picture?
I think the problem is being eaten by the damn things!
I’d shoot the crocodiles with the gun that’s in my pocket, then just swim to safety.
Oh right, I’d have no interest in that happening.
Guns. The guy holding the camera has guns
I’d perish 
Shrewbie. If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times, you could easily outmanouvre an axe-carrying lion.
take the hit from the snake and try and grab it. throw it down to the lion who’d probably get scared and run away.
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Why has the lion dropped the axe?
- Take the lion across
- Come back with the boat empty besides myself
- Take the snake (or the crocodile) across
- Take the lion back
- Take the snake (or the crocodile) across
- Come back with the boat empty besides myself
- Take the lion across