#90

Then you’re full UKIP? :wink:

#91

Just failed to get a doctor’s appointment. I blame this on the last Labour government right?

[Checks crib sheet]

Profligate spending(?)

#92

No it’s Eastern Europeans who are hogging all services that were built by and for REAL BRITISH PEOPLE* (*white people with REAL ENGLISH names and REAL ENGLISH accents)

Apparently.

#93

runs into thread, panting

BECOMING?!?!?!?!?!111

#94

read this earlier today and thought it relevant to this thread

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#95

The OP was obviously flippant (and an excuse to mock “their” tiny willies) but them’s good words BITT.

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#96

Lorde wrote that?

She’s so ace.

#97

obvs

the words are from Audre Lorde’s The Cancer Journals as quoted in Maggie Nelson’s The Argonauts fyi

#98

Makes me uncomfortable when people on here embrace the “all Tories are evil” meme without apparent irony

#99

hahaha - friend of yours?

#100

I wish

#101

Winchester
Drive an Audi
I’m middle class
Public schoolboy
Talk about cycling
Fucking love money
Have done a bumsex
Wear blue ties quite a lot

Prefer rugby league to rugby union though, would gay marry the hell out of my TV, and I wasn’t born 'ere.

Fuck it, I’m in. Where do I sign up?

(Edit: Fuck me, it costs £25. Nah)

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#102

Don’t think I’d be very good as a Tory tbh

#103

The Tories in Northern Ireland get less votes than the ‘Cannabis is safer than alcohol’ party :grinning:

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#104

[edit: blurring so people don’t have to read posts by someone who should be permanently banned for being a cunt]

Yeah, i’ve thought about it. Wasn’t for me though.

#105
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#106

Even better, a Jaguar or Range Rover

#107

Types of non-Evil Conservatives:

  • People who are wonderful to their immediate family and close social circle but just seem incapable to empathise beyond that and therefore seek to protect only those people’s interests
  • People who were raised Tories and just seem to vote Conservative because they always have done, even though it bizarrely seems to clash with a lot of their actual beliefs. Often not interested in politics in any way.
  • Religious types who are incredibly warm, welcoming and charitable but believe some proper dodgy traditional shit because God told them so
#108

Old duffers who are ok really (the late Patrick Moore and people like that)

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#109

Actually I’m not convinced the top group isn’t evil

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