Winchester
Drive an Audi
I’m middle class
Public schoolboy
Talk about cycling
Fucking love money
Have done a bumsex
Wear blue ties quite a lot
Prefer rugby league to rugby union though, would gay marry the hell out of my TV, and I wasn’t born 'ere.
Fuck it, I’m in. Where do I sign up?
(Edit: Fuck me, it costs £25. Nah)