"Everybody was kung-fu fighting"

  • EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting
  • The majority of people were practicing kung-fu moves
  • A few people were throwing kicks and chops in a trained manner
  • Literally one person was stood on one leg looking like he might kick someone

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“The winner takes it all”

  • The winner literally took everything, even the carpets
  • The winner took the prize money
  • The winner had a drink bought for them and went through the ceremonial rigmarole, but didn’t actually receive the prize money
  • The winner got nothing

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“Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town…”

  • Most probably at the jail itself
  • Other building (please specify)

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“Saturday night’s alright for fighting”

  • As soon as Noel’s House Party is over: BRING DA MOTHERFUCKING RUCKUS.
  • Geezers need excitement. And if they want to engage in handbags who are we to judge?
  • Gav thought Baz was looking at him funny. Words were exchanged.
  • Sorry mate, did I spill your pint, there? No bother, I’ll get you another.

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“Tramps like us, baby we were born to run”

  • Park(run)life!
  • It’ll only cost a fiver if we take an Uber
  • Shut up, Sir Mo

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“Mamma mia, here I go again”

  • I go here all the time! Every single day!
  • I go here every now again, it’s rather comfy
  • I went here once and it’s cause I got lost on the way to catering
  • Literally never been here before, I think I’m lost

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