Everyday psychopathic behaviour


#1

Following an ambulance to get through traffic a bit faster. Inspired by an Audi driver (fucking OBVIOUSLY) utterly shamelessly doing it this morning.


#2

Using an umbrella on a crowded street.


#3

Eating meat


#4

Sorting out your cash and wallet while still stood in front of the automated atm machine


#5

very telling behaviour


#6

I’ll raise you: using an umbrella WHILST RIDING A FUCKING BICYLE


#7

Maybe their loved one was in the ambulance


#8

Not thanking bar workers/waiters etc


#9

no that, I would like to see (from the footpath)


#10

see it every time it rains here.


#11

The ambulance thing was a key feature of Die Hard Trilogy on the PS1:


#12

Also, while at the tube barriers


#13

Not picking up your dog’s shit when it goes on the street, or in a public park or something


#14

Like their partner is a paramedic? Still no excuse.


#15

Not waiting for people to get off a tube/train before getting on yourself. If this is you, please end yourself.


#16

Probably should have kept following it when it left the motorway instead of staying on for a couple more junctions, then.

Also Audi drivers don’t have loved ones.


#17

you can do this non-psychopathically by lifting it up really high


#18

HOW SOON IS NOW OVER THE PA

Bah Gawd thats Ruffers’ music!!!


#19

Using the limited office milk to pour yourself a massive glass of milk


#20

And letting the big horrible drops fall on every cunt around?