Lane swimming is not on at the same time on a Thursday as it is on a Tuesday. No swim for us.

An ep of Masterchef has distracted me from impending gerbil death for a bit. Moved onto Arrested Development now. So sleepy.

I definitely panic-bought some of that expensive spaghetti earlier :flushed: :woman_facepalming:

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We have far far far too much shit in this house

I’m really sorry to hear about Pip x

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Choose the response you prefer:

Potty training?

Diarrhoea?

That shit is actually your life and you’d miss it if it wasn’t there. There will also never be a house big enough to deal with a lifetime of junk so just do your best.

I’m sat on the sofa surrounded by massive piles of boxes, vac bags of clothes and furniture. It’s like a really shit fort

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I got the last packet of 50p linguine

You better be selling that 50p linguine for :heavy_dollar_sign::heavy_dollar_sign:

Oh no I didn’t know this, I’m so sorry pervo :heart:

We moved house to accommodate The Child and an office space and Wor Lass’s craft flotsam.

We have just had a ladder put into the loft to store overspill from the office/ cave.

It never ends.

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How much you willing to pay?

40p

Let me think for a minute

There’s no movement on my offer. I think it’s a fair price.

Ok I’m going to offer it to @laika now - any advance?

42p

I’m panic buying

I’m holding out for more sorry

Too rich for my taste

Sorry, I ended up paying £1.50 for some wholewheat nonsense in a box so I’m now broke.