I definitely panic-bought some of that expensive spaghetti earlier
We have far far far too much shit in this house
I’m really sorry to hear about Pip x
Choose the response you prefer:
Potty training?
Diarrhoea?
That shit is actually your life and you’d miss it if it wasn’t there. There will also never be a house big enough to deal with a lifetime of junk so just do your best.
I’m sat on the sofa surrounded by massive piles of boxes, vac bags of clothes and furniture. It’s like a really shit fort
I got the last packet of 50p linguine
You better be selling that 50p linguine for
Oh no I didn’t know this, I’m so sorry pervo
We moved house to accommodate The Child and an office space and Wor Lass’s craft flotsam.
We have just had a ladder put into the loft to store overspill from the office/ cave.
It never ends.
How much you willing to pay?
40p
Let me think for a minute
There’s no movement on my offer. I think it’s a fair price.
Ok I’m going to offer it to @laika now - any advance?
42p
I’m panic buying
I’m holding out for more sorry
Too rich for my taste
Sorry, I ended up paying £1.50 for some wholewheat nonsense in a box so I’m now broke.
My dad just updated me that he came out of his house and had a bit of apple so fingers crossed he improves with a bit of rest. He is only just over 2 years old so while that’s not abnormally young, it is not his time! He is so active normally