I did think about sleeping around to round up to a nice, round number but like, that’s effort as well
GO PUNTING IN CAMBRIDGE AND HAVE A PICNIC WITH ME
Have a really nice time
Would def do this if I were in the right country <3
mourn the loss of your youth
Got enough of an existential crisis at 20/21 to last me at least until 40, so I’m good for now
Stop wetting the bed. #safetywink
Carry on pretending you’re 27 forever.
27 was a good year for me…
Boring answer alert
Nah, if I learnt anything from turning 30 it’s that these are the years when you start to do what you want, rather than what you think you should be doing. So just do what you want rather than anything off these lists you see.
I feel really bad about turning 30. I haven’t got my shit together at all
When is your big day Bam? I also have not got my shit together at all, if that helps.
Have a packet of crisps and a wank.
I like this, this is achievable.
Wait, are you saying I should eat the crisps while I have a wank?
Absolutely not. Nobody wants a vinegary minge.
I just… No
August 21st so a way off yet I suppose
Honestly just enjoy it. 30 was the exact age I started falling apart physically.
let’s do dinner!