Exceptionally minor (perhaps) gripes other people have living with you


#1

FOR BALANCE

I leave my electric toothbrush on the edge of the basin itself as opposed to on the bathroom surface which leads to it inadvertently being knocked into the sink regularly.

After I play football my astros are full of the tiny little rubber bits you get on modern artificial pitches and I am extremely bad at aiming when trying to empty them into the bin leading to them getting everywhere.

I am prone to bouts of seemingly inexplicable grumpiness


#2

I’m too attractive to humanity.


#3

Why is this a gripe?


#4

I almost never make tea/coffee, but always have one when she’s making. It’s not deliberate, I just never think about making one, so she makes all the drinks.

I snore really loudly.

I take ages to get out of bed in the morning and also take forever in the shower.


#5

Constantly have people trying to break into the house to try and get a touch of me.


#6

I see


#7

bikes / parts everywhere


#8

If anything, I often make dinner TOO well.


#9

Those rubber bits get fucking everywhere.

Empty my boots they’re in my shorts, empty my shorts they’re in my hair.

Should probably spend less time on the floor.


#10

Making pasta sauce with a tin of chopped tomatoes and not plum tomatoes


#11

Probably that I’m moody and depressed/angry for the majority of the time.


#12

ie the correct way to make a sauce?


#13

Watch foreign films that my husband hates.
Insist on listening to music quite loudly in the shower to wake myself up.
Cook rarely.
Leave windows open then go out.


#14

Oh yeah, also I’m really bad at leaving lights on.


#15

Leave loads of stubble all over the bathroom basin.


#16

Oooh you’re soooo manly


#17

Thank you!


#18

Don’t take the bin bags out, i’ll always find a way to get more in the bin

Leaving toilet roll tubes in the bathroom


#19

I’m just a miserable, moody, depressive person. But if they can’t handle me at my worst etc.


#20

Just ‘being there’ is normally enough.