Exposed yourself at work recently?

#1

Yesterday our head of Customer Experience took a photo of the shower tap at work - it was turned to full hot and he asked ‘Who has been showering on the highest temperature??’

He did not make the connection between him being naked, a shower tap being shiny&reflective, and posting this photo on an office channel to 55 people. We all saw his junk and the photo isn’t up any more.

Pls post relevant stories and/or puns I can use to taunt him below.

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#2

“accidentally”

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#3

Yeah he meant to flash you all, the deviant.

#4

I’ve walked in on people mid-shit before when they’ve forgotten to lock the cubicle door. In fact, I have played both roles in this play.

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#5
  • In the photo, he had a raging erection
  • In the photo, he did not have a raging erection

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#6

image

:smiley:

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#7

Karma for complaining about taps

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#8

Guy at work was in a porn film 20 years ago that somebody found and circulated

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#9

What an absolute dickhead.
(The circulator)

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#10

The Circulator was his porn name

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#11

At least once a week on the way into work I get that ‘where are my keys?!’, ‘shit, where’s my phone?!’ sense of panic but instead I think I’ve forgotten to put any trousers on.

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#12

I get this all the time! And even after I’ve checked I don’t always trust that it’s true. I get it the other way round too andceheb I go swimming I’m convinced I’m still fully dressed

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#13

Has anybody seen him since?

#14

Yr work sounds like hell if you have people complaining about having to turn the temperature of the taps down.

Not at work but yesterday morning I did stand by the bedroom window with nothing on below the waist for a minute or two before realising and put some pants on before a crowd formed.

#15

To be clear, he wasn’t complaining - I think he took a photo and made some Game of Thrones joke that I didn’t understand.

#16

who takes their phone into the shower ? of did he take a photo on his digital SLR ?

#17

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#18

Few years ago I complained about a lack of biscuits with the coffee making stuff at a hotel on twitter.

One of my female colleagues/friends didn’t believe me so i sent photo evidence back.

Was naked, cock and balls reflected in the silver kettle.

Wasn’t even in a DM or anything just a reply. My account wasn’t private.

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#19

customer experience manager eh?

I’ll bet

#20

Lol imagine someone doing a running bomb at the swimming pool not realising theyve got all their clothes on