Following on from my post in the evening thread that I’m sure you’ve all read by now, I realised that in my life I’ve had some quite serious or dramatic-looking injuries, not a single one of which has had an interesting story behind it;
- Broke my metatarsal and was unable to walk for 6 months due to a mild slip on the stairs, stone-cold sober.
- Lost Quite A Lot of blood today by somehow managing to take a chunk out of my thumb whilst softly closing the boot of my car.
- Have dislocated my shoulder numerous times sneezing.
Come on DiS, regale me with tales of how you were on crutches for a year because you slept a bit wonky, or conversely how you Felix Baumgartner’d without a parachute and got away with a broken nail.