Extremely minor confessions thread

I once stalled my (diesel) car because I was trying to change gear and squeeze out a fart at the same time.


i find my friend’s facebook photos of him and his family posing in front of a white background unbearable


I need more details. Like one of those detestable pro photo shoots?

yes. he’s had one done abroad with his girlfriend too.

Used a bit of another office’s milk for my tea yesters


rinsed the office next door’s green tea cos i ran out and they never drink it


I stole half a pack of chocolate digestives from a guy operating a fairground ride when I was 16 to impress a boy


I can tell that’s been eating you up inside for years.

I got him to go out with me though

Snaffled an extra bit of bacon on my breakfast in the canteen the other day, but still claimed it as a five item breakfast (2x bacon, 2 x hash brown and an egg).

The boy or the fairground operator?

once i killer a man, properly


My work canteen has coffee machines like the ones in Waitrose. It’s £1 for an Americano, 35p for extra shots of espresso. I move my cup aside towards the end of the hot water going in and give myself some extra espresso shots without declaring it at the till.

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You’ve done yourself here.

Probably would have had a more meaningful relationship with the fairground guy tbh, good taste in biscuits, obviously likes to travel


Good access to fairground rides.

were they mcvities?