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On more than one occasion I’ve bought new bed linen because I’m too lazy to wash the existing sets.

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Despite claiming to hate babies, there’s actually one on the tram that I find pretty cute. She has lovely little chubby hands.

i’m lazy

I am unbearably pissed off at the moment. Think I’m just going to go drink more tea, smash my mug and then tidy it up and get on with things, like the quiet psychopath that I am.

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S’up la?

yeah i could quite happily smash something to bits right now

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Thanks for asking but it’s nothing worth mentioning, I just needed a vent :slight_smile: Thanks for letting me vent!

Here’s a compliment for ya, I really like all your things. As in your furniture things, (and your jumper and your bag) I think you and your wife have excellent taste.

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Hope the venting helped mon frere. DiS is always a good place for that kind of thing :thumbsup:

Aww thanks pal, that’s such a lovely thing to say :blush:

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His wife clearly doesn’t! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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If I could super-like this I would :kissing_heart:

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Similarly I often sneak an extra fish finger under my pile of chips in the canteen and claim for 2 instead of 3.

Before the Euro came along German one mark coins were the same size as the old 5 pence. So I’d save up my five pees before going there and buy stuff from vending machines.

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I’m on form at the moment. AphexZINGkletoes, they should call me.

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My work motivation is very low, but I know I’m leaving in six months, so the quality of my work is already starting to dip quite a bit.

You are most welcome, it’s truuueeee. I’m still renting at the moment but the moment I’m not I’m going to be all over the furniture thread. At the moment our flat is a mishmash of random things :neutral_face: I am not keen.

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I got hauled into the managing partner’s office two weeks after handing in my notice at my old job, because they’d run a report and found I’d logged 17 minutes of billable work since handing in my notice.

Sounded a bit high to me, tbqfhumble.

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I was a bit pissed on Saturday night and ate four bags of my three year old daughter’s ‘Salsa Snappy Crocs’ crisps.

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