#22

I hope you just laughed, shook your head, and left the room (with pyrex bowl under your arm).

#23

I’ve stopped making the face now as Smee responded (in accordance with the accepted emoji protocol outlined above)

#24

I gave her A Look and left the room.

4-0 me.

#25

:laughing:

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#26

my wife always says “it’s on the side” meaning - a windowsill, a mantelpiece, a kitchen worktop - basically any expose surface attached to a wall.

she also describes all built in cupboards as “under the stairs”.

maddening.

obviously I am the perfect living partner.

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#27

My favourite roll wasn’t in the co-op (cheese, olive and jalapeno)
What the fuck was I meant to dip my hummus in
The answer was apparently a poppy seed roll
booooooooooooo

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#28

this sounds fine tbh

#29

Is she ok?

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#30

Oh and tomorrow I’ve been roped in to helping my tv pack her stuff up
Which means I get to facilitate her going, and get to meet her Dad simultaneously OH TOP NOTCH

#31

She’s living with me - I’d say she’s better than OK

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#32

Does she call you a n00b as well?

#33

when the little cap on unopened milk cartons rips the wee tab or splits into two

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#34

you dip your hummus in a roll?

each to their own I guess

#35

the students who’s garden backs on to mine were out in the garden at past my bedtime last night and were a bit loud, screechy and annoying

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#37

It’s all relative

#38

Got any kind of a face that indicates that?

#40

The wrong time and date on my ticket:

866×1154 206 KB

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#41

Whilst I was being served the check out lady in Sainsbury’s started screeching “MEH!” really loudly at one of her passing workmates who yelled it back, they did this a number of times. It left me feeling unreasonably irritated for about 5 minutes.

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#42

71 views and not a single bloody reply

#43

I was weighing up a response to that but couldn’t think of anything I’m torn about enough to justify a reply. My apologies Meo, I’ll think harder.