#551

Yu-Wot-m8?

#552

Having a 'mare today. *abbreviate

#553

When people ‘refill’ the printer by putting in a bit of a pack of paper.

The packs are literally the exact size needed to refill it. Just put the whole thing in, then I won’t have to do it again in 3 days’ time.

Potentially more than minor.

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#554

Yeah you can, but you’re only allowed to look at it. I had this last year. I went to the depot, she showed me a letter, instinctively I moved as if to open it and she went “Nuh uh! Two quid!”.

It was from my hospital confirming an appointment. They’d forgotten to frank it.

#555

Headed to the barber and a chap got to the door 4 seconds before me.

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#556

Still no idea

#557

Bit of my biscuit fell into my tea

#558

We’re under some kind of cyber attack at work and the antivirus program keeps making faint bonging sounds.

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#559

a/s/l?

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#560

#blazeit

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#561

Why not run the headphone/earphone cable down the inside of your t-shirt/shirt/lederhosen and stick your MP3 player of choice into your pocket - freedom from the tyranny of unintentional cable yankage.

Please note : this technique is not recommended for home users as most trousers do not have adequete storage space for amp and speakers.

#562

I got sunburnt (not actually very badly) and it’s itching and flaking and I have no-one who can put moisturiser on it.

#563

About six years ago the staff in my works canteen moved their till about a metre down the counter, to make room for longer queues. A hardcore of divs continued to stand at the place where the till used to be to hand over their money, even after the staff had filled the gap in the counter with first stacks of cakes and later a hotplate. Even then people would still attempt to pass manky pound coins through a heatlamp.

This is still getting on my tits regularly even now. In two weeks’ time I’m moving offices and the relief will be palpable.

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#564

In my works canteen you get a discount if you bring your own cup rather than use one of the non-recyclable coffee cups supplied. The cashier ALWAYS forgets the discount unless reminded.

#565

TELL ME WHAT THIS MEANS PLEASE

#566

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!

#567

Misspelling of Jehovah in that thread title.

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#568

Staying with my inlaws just now. They are very security conscious, have at least three locks on each of porch door, front door and back door. The back door also has a gauze screen door which opens outwards - so they can have the back door open during the day without getting flies in and that (he’s Australian). At night they hook an elastic band from the handle of the screen door to the handle of the back door. I guess this is to stop it flapping about but I’ve never seen it flap about ever, elastic band or no, so I’ve irked myself imagining that this actually is a pointlessly minimal extra level of security.

I’ve also just snapped said elastic band cos I forgot it was there going out for a cig just now, so had to tie it back together which was an extremely minorly irking thing to have to do.

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#569

When I answer the phone with “Hello [company] [department]!” that’s your queue to respond with “Hello [whatever bullshit you want]” rather than ask me if I’m where I said I just was, or pause for 5 seconds before asking how I am today. GO AWAY.

#570

First day back in the office for 3 weeks. First cup of tea made for me by a colleague. F’sake…

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