#1264

Looked at a colleagues twitter earlier. He’s only 42. He did a long series of tweets about how he can’t understand how ‘Millennials’ might know the song ‘Africa by Toto’ or anything by Def Leopard. (He heard some students singing along to their music by a pub jukebox).

really wanna ask him how he possibly knows Elvis’ music. or Etta James who he loves. fucking belm

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#1265

Guy at work who sits opposite me on a row of desks keeps on putting his bags a bit too far under his desk so occasionally my feet touch them.

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#1266

Boot the fuck out of them.

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#1267

basically I did this when he went for a piss but think he might have noticed.

He is generally annoying - drying cycling kit on radiators, shutting the blinds even when it’s grey and overcast outside.

#1268
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#1269

good one - some people at my work manage to kick my feet from the opposite desk (the desks are pretty deep and there is no way my feet are wandering into their desk space.

Get your fat hams out from under my desk!

#1270

Have never watched them. Refuse to watch them. I do know that your description of that presenter has irked me even more now.

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#1271

Entry level ‘Parkourists’.

I just saw one when I went out to buy my lunch.

He started running along a line of benches really fast. Then jumped off the last bench onto the floor. After that he looked like he wasn’t quite sure what to do, so hopped up and down on one foot for a while.

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#1272

Take it to the official annoying your partner thread

#1274

My word

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#1275

Imagining how clever they think this is might upgrade it to a full irking

#1276

realising no matter how old I get, I still seem to really enjoy System of a Down, Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park

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#1277

Ordered 1kg of protein powder about 3 weeks ago cause it was on offer. It got sent back to the company cause of 3 failed delivery attempts. Ok fine thats one irk.
They then said they’d send out another lot next day delivery. A week on, still nothing. So I look online and see the kind i’ve ordered is completely sold out and my delivery is pending it coming in stock. This could be ages! Irk number 2.
So I order from a different company cause I’ve run out. Thats being delivered now. Fine.
I email the original company and they apologize for the delay. It’s sold out of 1kg but they’ve got 2 500g bags they’re going to send me. Fine. And to apologise, they’re going to send me an extra 500g. Ok so 1.5kg of protein powder is a bit excessive but I can live with that.
So I go to cancel the other order I made and NOPE, it’s already been shipped.

Now I’m waiting on 2.5kg of protein powder.
THATS TOO MUCH POWDER where am i gonna put it

irked

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#1278

In your face. You’re going to be so hench/gassy.

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#1279

Getting linked to the mobile version of a page when I’m on a desktop.

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#1280

Having anonymous shade thrown at me for my linking habits.

#1281

You bring shame to the name of Escobar.

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#1282

No shade here, this was inspired by @NickDS, but if you do it too then GO TO HELL IT IS VERY SLIGHTLY IRKSOME.

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#1283

What have I done?

#1284

You know what you did.