Extremely minor recent irks


#1541

Not for me, clove.


#1542

I\m actually on holiday from this Friday until the day before the first available appointment. I might just spend the entire time as drunk as I can manage.


#1543

Check whether your local NHS has an emergency dental clinic, maybe? I’ve used one of those before on a weekend when one of my teeth broke.


#1544

Have you tried the Post Office?


#1545

I have to go to the post office in the morning to post some records I sold on Discogs. I’m not sure they’d be able to sort out my teeth though.


#1546

The area in and around the Enter key on my wife’s work laptop…

Was helping her do something with it earlier and kept pressing the # instead of Enter.

Why isn’t the Enter key rectangular and the # on the row below… y’know, like normal?


#1547

Either a US English keyboard or ya know cheap


#1548

This logo

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#1549

Had a DHL parcel delivery letter on Monday and this was the number I had to enter into the website to get it redelivered:

So I had to create a running list of my attempts

DHL Fuckwittery

GI89939972 - no
GI89934472 - no
G189939972 - no
G189934472 - no
GI84434472 - no
G184434472 - no
GI84439972 - no
G184439972 - no
4184434472

About 5 minutes after I successfully did this the wife came in and told me she’d had two texts off DHL for two parcels they couldn’t deliver, both including the waybill number so that meant there was another ‘missed note’ that didn’t even survive being left.

Got both redirected fine and new passport for the little one successfully received so all’s well but still…


#1550

Spectacular.

To this day, I have no idea what this Yodel twat was trying to communicate to me.


#1551

I mean the best I can surmise is “Locked gate - Pub!” so I would have gone to the nearest pub to see if he was just having a quiet pint waiting for you to turn up?

Yodel are just the fucking worst.


#1552

We didn’t have a gate and it wasn’t behind anything locked :man_shrugging:

No idea.


#1553

Could just as easily be FOM


#1554

The last word is obviously “pedo”, so at least you know Elon Musk was your delivery driver.


#1555

Locked gate pish


#1556

I don’t think they know what pish is in Hertfordshire.


#1557

This reminds of that time I got a note saying they’d left my package with “no one” I was the rage until i slowly clicked.


#1558

Classic Noone


#1559

The loft hatch cover thing was not put back properly last time someone went up there and I keep only remembering this at times when it is really inappropriate to sort it out.