#30

I opened my bedroom door this morning and there was half a packet of chocolate digestives left on my step.

#31

Oh, deer

#32

Ooh just remembered. All bike wankers occasionally get offered a free breakfast at my work just by turning up with a bike helmet. Got a free bacon roll and hot chocolate this morning.

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#33

DO NOT get the peanut butter variety

#34

Yeah that was a bit disappointing.

#35

Worked from home yesterday.

Fell asleep from 10am till 3pm. Zero missed calls or urgent emails

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#36

Netflix has a ‘skip intro’ button on some programmes now though.

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#37

oh does it?
this is very relevant to my needs

#38

yup! noticed when I was rinsing the new series of OITNB. it’s dead good when you’re binge watcjing something and don’t want the theme to drive you mad.

#39

I have been saving OITNB for my binge sesh tomorrow.
CANNOT WAIT

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#40

Curb your enthusiasm…

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#42

I hope you enjoy the new series more than I did. I certainly won’t reveal anything regards to the plot but I absolutely loved the series’ prior to the latest. The latest was average at best for me and didn’t “work” for me. I hope you enjoy it more.

#43

I find this inexplicably irking. I don’t tend to watch more than 1 or 2 episodes in a row, probably. moreso the thing at the end, though, since it only gives you 5 seconds before automatically moving on to the next episode

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#44

one-wiper

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#45

I’ve been on a tarrif with EDF for the last year and they told me that I’d used less than expected. But despite this they still had to raise it as they believe I’m going to use more next year??

They’ve basically just tapped their nose, winked and said ‘watch your back sunshine’ to me

#46

think i’m still winning the thread for most extreme minor joy

#47

My TV just sent a snapchat from work and I swear to god I’ve never fancied someone so much EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#48

Yeah, never get to see the credits anymore coz there’s a giant splash screen for some shit you dont care about

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#49

Mate, the less people who know you’ve contributed to Not Going Out, the better.