You turn up, the owner gives you a tour: “Here’s the lockers, dancefloor, dungeon, orgy room, glory hole I think you know what goes on in there, smoking area, roof terrace, this room is closed because the roof has leaked and I’ve been onto the landlord to get it sorted but they’ve been difficult and I’m like this is your responsibility and he says etc etc …and this is a medical room, office room with photocopier if you want to do what everyone else does, free tea and coffee, bags of snacks”
Then you wander round, people (men) spend a lot of time talking to you making it really clear they don’t often come to this sort of place before wondering if you’re into threesomes, you watch some spanking. If there had been more people you might have sex with them in one of the rooms. Avail yourself of the free tea facilities. Get tied up. Watch the goings on in the watersports room. That kind of thing.