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now who has ruined the filth thread?

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btw pleased with your new pic @AQOS

Lou Carpenter

  • Pop him in my mouth
  • Not that

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only if you’ve got a flexible jaw

Quite shocked at how many of these I’d pop in my mouth

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I’m not

I’ll have you know I give the impression of an angel :angel:

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Can’t imagine this actually being a thing. Weird.

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Items in my suitcase which bring its weight above the Ryanair hand baggage allowance

  • pop em in my mouth
  • don’t

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Ever initiated sex while asleep?

  • Yes, perfectly normal
  • No

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can’t believe he got away with this tbh. got a new album towards the top of the charts in the states

I don’t appreciate dat

another one

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Like standing at speakers corner and shouting “I’m shit at sex” :rofl:

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he also threw a hissy fit about tyler, the creator beating his latest album to number one despite the fact tyler does everything on his albums and Khaled is essentially an A+R with a box of loud catchphrases

Yeah, sexy sleep walking/neck kisses

my ex-gf once came on to me in her sleep and I didn’t quite realise she was asleep but it didn’t matter because shortly after reciprocating her advance she kicked me and woke up

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There’s that one he says his own name, that’s quite good.

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