#48

Items in my suitcase which bring its weight above the Ryanair hand baggage allowance

  • pop em in my mouth
  • don’t

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#49

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#50

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#51

Ever initiated sex while asleep?

  • Yes, perfectly normal
  • No

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#53

can’t believe he got away with this tbh. got a new album towards the top of the charts in the states

#54

I don’t appreciate dat

#56

another one

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#57

Like standing at speakers corner and shouting “I’m shit at sex” :rofl:

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#58

he also threw a hissy fit about tyler, the creator beating his latest album to number one despite the fact tyler does everything on his albums and Khaled is essentially an A+R with a box of loud catchphrases

#59

Yeah, sexy sleep walking/neck kisses

#60

my ex-gf once came on to me in her sleep and I didn’t quite realise she was asleep but it didn’t matter because shortly after reciprocating her advance she kicked me and woke up

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#62

There’s that one he says his own name, that’s quite good.

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#63

This is dece

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#65

No but being initiated on when I’m asleep does it. Best way to wake up (after a nice bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes)

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#67

things DiSers would be happy to have in their mouths:

97% nipples
88% fannies
82% fingers
58% willies
57% bumholes
50% jizz
50% spit
48% elbows
41% a used sex toy
41% toes
31% breast milk
37% balls
29% Lou Carpenter
26% piss
22% blood
10% snot
9% poo
6% vomit

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#68

Disappointing showing for balls methinks

#69

Elbows higher than toes seems weird (or was elbows a joke?) Rest are roughly as expected

#71

Surprisingly high showing for breast milk, maybe there’s hope for everyone yet :wink:

#72

Can’t imagine how you’d go about having sexy times with a post (or in some cases pre) partum woman if you had a problem with breast milk. That stuff can get everywhere. And it’s great (really sweet).

#73

Almost all good album titles

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