only if you’ve got a flexible jaw
Quite shocked at how many of these I’d pop in my mouth
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I’m not
I’ll have you know I give the impression of an angel 
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Can’t imagine this actually being a thing. Weird.
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Items in my suitcase which bring its weight above the Ryanair hand baggage allowance
- pop em in my mouth
- don’t
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Ever initiated sex while asleep?
- Yes, perfectly normal
- No
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can’t believe he got away with this tbh. got a new album towards the top of the charts in the states
I don’t appreciate dat
another one
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Like standing at speakers corner and shouting “I’m shit at sex” 
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he also threw a hissy fit about tyler, the creator beating his latest album to number one despite the fact tyler does everything on his albums and Khaled is essentially an A+R with a box of loud catchphrases
Yeah, sexy sleep walking/neck kisses
my ex-gf once came on to me in her sleep and I didn’t quite realise she was asleep but it didn’t matter because shortly after reciprocating her advance she kicked me and woke up
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There’s that one he says his own name, that’s quite good.
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This is dece
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No but being initiated on when I’m asleep does it. Best way to wake up (after a nice bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes)
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things DiSers would be happy to have in their mouths:
97% nipples
88% fannies
82% fingers
58% willies
57% bumholes
50% jizz
50% spit
48% elbows
41% a used sex toy
41% toes
31% breast milk
37% balls
29% Lou Carpenter
26% piss
22% blood
10% snot
9% poo
6% vomit
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