only if you’ve got a flexible jaw
Quite shocked at how many of these I’d pop in my mouth
I’ll have you know I give the impression of an angel
Can’t imagine this actually being a thing. Weird.
Items in my suitcase which bring its weight above the Ryanair hand baggage allowance
- pop em in my mouth
Ever initiated sex while asleep?
- Yes, perfectly normal
can’t believe he got away with this tbh. got a new album towards the top of the charts in the states
I don’t appreciate dat
Like standing at speakers corner and shouting “I’m shit at sex”
he also threw a hissy fit about tyler, the creator beating his latest album to number one despite the fact tyler does everything on his albums and Khaled is essentially an A+R with a box of loud catchphrases
Yeah, sexy sleep walking/neck kisses
my ex-gf once came on to me in her sleep and I didn’t quite realise she was asleep but it didn’t matter because shortly after reciprocating her advance she kicked me and woke up
There’s that one he says his own name, that’s quite good.
No but being initiated on when I’m asleep does it. Best way to wake up (after a nice bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes)
things DiSers would be happy to have in their mouths:
41% a used sex toy
31% breast milk
29% Lou Carpenter