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#41

THIS IS NOT A NOTIFICATION

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#42

the greatest


#43

and yet DiS notifications and NEW POSTS, LOOK things are not red

(or not read, amirite?!)


#44

Motion to add ‘Curtis bonsignore’ to kermit’s dis title

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#45

you bonsignore these trousers


#46

sure I just watched or heard someone say this about the red notifications the other day.

what did I watch? did you watch it too?


#47

:smiley: Bloody Bonsignore


#48

not sure why but Twitter notifications make me really anxious nowadays. barely go on there nowadays as a result, and when i do i intentionally avoid the notifications page/tab/whatever. i know they’ll almost all be “some jerk has recently tweeted - take a look!” but still. other apps are fine. weird.


#49

I think I heard it an interview on the Danny in the Valley podcast


#50

no this isn’t it. try to think what else I might have seen or heard recently and get back to me. thanks.


#51

i get annoyed by “[friend] is interested in an event near you”. it’s always, without exception, someone who lives in london going to an event in london. i don’t live in london and while it’s geographically near, it takes fucking ages to get there.


#52

If one of the other social media sites would do events that would be great, so I never have to go on Facebook again. Thank you.


#53

“[page you like] added a new event near you” then it’s in Lincoln or some other nonsense place


#54

https://mobile.twitter.com/thewza

https://mobile.twitter.com/wza

They’re welcome to it.


#55

Fb notifications I hate the most is when it says a venue has added new events, if it is a local venue then I actually want to know so click, but it just shows all events rather than the new ones