#23

you’re fucking useless

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#24

762mm is the same as the standard ‘narrow gauge’ railway line.
Fact

#25

So here is the original price:

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And here is the quote

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hmmm

I aprreciate there is a bulk buying discount but maybe a price range would be better.

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#26

The moon landing was a fake; you can tell because if it had gone to the moon, the rocket would’ve come back all wet from passing through the firmament.

#27

you do know that your sizing doesn’t line up between your pictures, right?

#28

7.60 Hard Bored used to be my Grindr profile name

#29

Oh yeah! Fucking dickheads!

Their fault:

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#30

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#31

15p saving! RESULT!

(Plus VAT)

#32

I think the person quoting felt bad for fucking up. Result!

I’m glad the other one was a lot more expensive or I would have turned up to collect some massive fucking sheets of wood.

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#33

The door hole? Like an arse hole? When u get in your car do you go ‘come on family everyone in the car hole?’

#34

or when complementing other men on their penis, do you call it there piss hole?

#35

Well their penis is their penis. A door is a door. A door opened reveals a hole. The door hole.

#36

I am not criticising, I was just interested, I am not familiar with the terminology out there in the provincial areas.

#37

I prefer to think of it as an odro, the inverse of a door

#38

Just like the film.

Oh FFS.

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#39

Timmy Mallett is a good painter

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=timmy+mallett+original+paintings&rlz=1C1AOHY_en-GBGB708GB708&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiztfKhpd_YAhXsDcAKHRhlBCcQ_AUICigB&biw=1152&bih=749#imgrc=_

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#40

Benny Hill’s cousin in Holly Valance’s grandad

#41

Wacaday often had a short piece on him painting a picture in the country he was visiting at the time.

#42

10% of the internet is secured by lava lamps