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about a fiver, aye?

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

you’re fucking useless

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762mm is the same as the standard ‘narrow gauge’ railway line.
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So here is the original price:

And here is the quote

hmmm

I aprreciate there is a bulk buying discount but maybe a price range would be better.

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The moon landing was a fake; you can tell because if it had gone to the moon, the rocket would’ve come back all wet from passing through the firmament.

you do know that your sizing doesn’t line up between your pictures, right?

7.60 Hard Bored used to be my Grindr profile name

Oh yeah! Fucking dickheads!

Their fault:

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15p saving! RESULT!

(Plus VAT)

I think the person quoting felt bad for fucking up. Result!

I’m glad the other one was a lot more expensive or I would have turned up to collect some massive fucking sheets of wood.

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The door hole? Like an arse hole? When u get in your car do you go ‘come on family everyone in the car hole?’

or when complementing other men on their penis, do you call it there piss hole?

Well their penis is their penis. A door is a door. A door opened reveals a hole. The door hole.

I am not criticising, I was just interested, I am not familiar with the terminology out there in the provincial areas.

I prefer to think of it as an odro, the inverse of a door

Just like the film.

Oh FFS.

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Timmy Mallett is a good painter

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=timmy+mallett+original+paintings&rlz=1C1AOHY_en-GBGB708GB708&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiztfKhpd_YAhXsDcAKHRhlBCcQ_AUICigB&biw=1152&bih=749#imgrc=_

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Benny Hill’s cousin in Holly Valance’s grandad