Inspired by @imaperv 's driving test thread.
What have you failed? I’ve actually only experienced formal failure once: I failed my FPC1 (basic level financial planning certificate). I was in a job I hated and was put forward for a vocational qualification that I wasn’t interested in. I’d just started going out with Mrs CCB and I’d been away visiting friends in Slovakia and so I’d barely revised. Still, it really smarted, and I was determined not to fail on my re-take.
I’m sure you’ve got better / funnier tales of failure than this one. Let’s keep this SSP. And in the meantime: WHYYYY HAVE I ALWAYS BEEN A FAILUUUUURE?