Famous lyrical non sequiturs

I like big butts and I cannot lie

Liking big butts is one thing but a man incapable of telling lies is something else entirely. Two separate concepts deserving of their own songs IMO

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Not a non sequitur as such but

“If she spins fast enough then maybe the broken pieces of her heart will stay together but ain’t no gyroscope can spin forever, yeah”

Demonstrates a misunderstanding of centrifugal force

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Go north

great song tho

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The opposite of a Dismemberment Plan though.

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If you were so proud of the fact that your ‘milkshake’ was so much better than someone else’s, why would you want to teach them, thus making theirs as good as yours, and yours not special anymore, regardless of how much you’d charge.

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No doubt she’s done the sums and decided it was a financially astute move m8

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My best friend’s a butcher, he has sixteen knives
He carries them all over the town at least he tries — oh look, it stopped snowing

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