“You cannot be serious” - John McEnroe
“Bowling Shane!” - any Australian cricketer who isn’t Shane Warne
'I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best" - Paul Scholes
“Krakatoa!” - Matt LeTissier
- John Fashanu
“COME ON, ME!”
- Tim Henman
“I didn’t just call you a black cunt” - John Terry
[spoiler]“Shut up, legs…”
- Jens Voight [/spoiler]
Do I not like that - graham taylor
Argh! Ugh! HNMGHH! UGH! Waaah! Ooooh! EEEEYAAAH!
- Maria Sharapova
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? absolutely NOTHIN’
SAY IT AGAIN NOW
Imma knocka him out!
That Italian boxer
HE IS MADE OF ION!
“I’m Tiger Woods”
- Tiger Woods
Float like a butterfly etc - Mohammed Ali
"You stupid cunt"
“Show me one thing he can do with a football that I couldn’t do with an orange” - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
“When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea”
- Eric Cantona
“I’ve never had an injection”
- Bradley Wiggins