#61

“Oooooooh, matron” - Evander Holyfield.

#62

Wait, they were commentating the match from the bar?

#63

Noo he was just recounting him and Martin watching the previous night’s game or something, I cant remember why he was telling everyone

1 Like
#64

“You’re a hater and you’re unattractive inside” - Serena Williams

1 Like
#65

Gotta go left, gotta go left ! - Jonathan ‘jiffy’ Davies

#66

“Well done, he’s 13” - Neville Southall

12 Likes
#67

“Now which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?”
~ Martin ‘Wolfie’ Adams

#68
6 Likes
#69

No fullback

Great tackle

#70

“” - Ivan Lendl

#71

“space monkey”

#72

"Which one of you is Simon bird??

You’re a cunt."

1 Like
#73

I remember when I first saw a match with him commentating. My dad visibly winced, and said he wouldn’t last long. Good call dad, top predictive skills.

#74

“You, you little cunt, when I tell you to do something, and you, you fucking big cunt, when I tell you to do something, do it. And if you come back at me, we’ll have a fucking right sort-out in here. All right? And you can pair up if you like, and you can fucking pick someone else to help you, and you can bring your fucking dinner. 'Cos by the time I’ve finished with you, you’ll fucking need it.”

John Sitton, 1995

I believe he said that on a few occasions thus qualifying it as a catchphrase

1 Like
#75

Always wondered why they might want to bring their dinner. Seemed a bit odd, that

#76