Fancy A New Nickname? Let DiS Help!

Sick of your boring fucking name?

Fancy a bit of pizzazz in your life?

Let DiS come up with a new nickname for you!

Reply to this thread with “I want a new nickname”, then people can reply to that with suggestions and at an arbitrary point I’ll start a poll and once that poll closes you are legally obliged to inform everyone you know about your new monicker (from Friends).

All of this… for free!

I want a new nickname

I want a new nickname

Cunty chops

Hot potato

I’ll take one please

I want a new nickname

rtf

Randy Tooth Fucker

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Was going to do the same reply to everyone as a “bit” but I’m not comfortable throwing that word around at women, so… Scozza

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Aurora Borealols

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You new nickname is “Who?”

It must be pronounced with the question mark.

ericVI

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Dutch Helm Disease

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Barry Tone

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Bantony

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I want a new nickname

Spunktrouser

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I would not like a new nickname

Cumalot

OK

Oll Korrect

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