Who do you want to invite?
- Braxton Spence- Self-styled “hackademic”. Will talk about computers all night but WILL bring a bottle of rare single-malt whisky with him.
- Mateusz Wolf- Owns the local quarry.
- Lilli Bain- High-flying business-executive. Has loads of great stories from her many travels abroad. Might have to leave the dinner-party early to close a deal with the people from Weetabix though.
- Wilson Ireland- Both Lilli’s husband and Town Warlock. Likes talking in a vaguely medieval fashion and insists on drinking out of an expensive Norse drinking-horn he bought at a beer festival.
- The Joker
- Agatha Stott- The nicest most likeable person you will ever meet. Smells really strongly of Bisto and will stink the house up.
- Hermione Day- Genuinely hilarious but 30% chance that she’ll steal your television.
- Lea Rasmussen- Doesn’t like Supergrass.