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#1

But if you could?

From the world of television you can have

1 mother
1 father
1 sister
1 brother
1 grandparent
1 uncle or aunt
and NO niblings

#2

do they have to be characters or can they just be celebs

#3

I was thinking characters but as we are in lockdown and need to be kind to one another then celebs are fine.

#4

As a father Iā€™ll have Tom Selleck (in any role heā€™s played).

Not really bothered about the others, Iā€™ll take an uncle from Curb though - either Leon or Funkhouser please.

#5

OK

I have assigned you Dot Cotton as your mum. Hyacinth Bucket as your sister. Tobias Funke as your brother. Logan Roy as your grandpappy.

#6

I am happier with some of those than others. Looking forward to some vintage Logan Roy ā€œFuck off!ā€ exclamations at family gatherings.

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#7

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#8

Mother: Alice Newton from Beethovenā€™s 2nd
Father: Michel Roux Jr from Masterchef The Professionals
Sister: That little girl off of the Natwest Ā£1 shopping trolley advert
Brother: Marcus Rashford from Monday Night Football
Grandfather: Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm
Aunt: Elaine Benes from Seinfeld

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#9

1 mother - Beyonce
1 father - Mr Bean
1 sister - Tina from Bobs Burgers
1 brother - Mr. Mistoffelees from the film version of Cats
1 grandparent - PopEye
1 uncle or aunt - Uncle Phil (fresh prints of belair)
and NO siblings - Chuckie from Rugrats

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#10

Wow! That sure would be quite the family!

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#11

Unfortunately Iā€™m going to have estrange the lot of them due to the no niblings breach.

#12

Where is the breach?

#13

Itā€™s right here, brighteyes.

That was meant to be a reply to Anthonyapocalypsenow

#14

I donā€™t really know what ā€œniblingā€ is

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#15

good shout, this

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#16

Some bullshit @nemrac is trying to foist upon the community.

#17

Yeah, I donā€™t know what a nibling is, nor do I care to sullen my internet browser history with a search for it

#18

@nemrac is an important member of this community and I donā€™t think itā€™s fair to describe something as ā€œbullshitā€ when most of us donā€™t know what it means

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#19

She claims niblings is the word for nieces and nephews. I mean it is but itā€™s just some new toilet someone has invented like amazeballs.

#20

Oh right, Iā€™ve never heard of that before

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