Fantasy Family

But if you could?

From the world of television you can have

1 mother
1 father
1 sister
1 brother
1 grandparent
1 uncle or aunt
and NO niblings

do they have to be characters or can they just be celebs

I was thinking characters but as we are in lockdown and need to be kind to one another then celebs are fine.

As a father I’ll have Tom Selleck (in any role he’s played).

Not really bothered about the others, I’ll take an uncle from Curb though - either Leon or Funkhouser please.

OK

I have assigned you Dot Cotton as your mum. Hyacinth Bucket as your sister. Tobias Funke as your brother. Logan Roy as your grandpappy.

I am happier with some of those than others. Looking forward to some vintage Logan Roy “Fuck off!” exclamations at family gatherings.

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Mother: Alice Newton from Beethoven’s 2nd
Father: Michel Roux Jr from Masterchef The Professionals
Sister: That little girl off of the Natwest £1 shopping trolley advert
Brother: Marcus Rashford from Monday Night Football
Grandfather: Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm
Aunt: Elaine Benes from Seinfeld

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1 mother - Beyonce
1 father - Mr Bean
1 sister - Tina from Bobs Burgers
1 brother - Mr. Mistoffelees from the film version of Cats
1 grandparent - PopEye
1 uncle or aunt - Uncle Phil (fresh prints of belair)
and NO siblings - Chuckie from Rugrats

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Wow! That sure would be quite the family!

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Unfortunately I’m going to have estrange the lot of them due to the no niblings breach.

Where is the breach?

It’s right here, brighteyes.

That was meant to be a reply to Anthonyapocalypsenow

I don’t really know what “nibling” is

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good shout, this

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Some bullshit @nemrac is trying to foist upon the community.

Yeah, I don’t know what a nibling is, nor do I care to sullen my internet browser history with a search for it

@nemrac is an important member of this community and I don’t think it’s fair to describe something as “bullshit” when most of us don’t know what it means

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She claims niblings is the word for nieces and nephews. I mean it is but it’s just some new toilet someone has invented like amazeballs.

Oh right, I’ve never heard of that before

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