Almost too long to cut it now. Might have to do it tomorrow night.
I asked a friend of mine whoâs a landscape designer if heâd put one of those in for me last year. Turned out he didnât have the thyme.
Did you go for a tumbleweed lawn instead?
Pretty much.
Donât really have anywhere to store a mower, so Reliable Martin does it. Feels like cheating but hey ho.
If someone had one of these Iâd be checking the furnishings in their house to make sure they werenât made of human body parts, tbh.
Bit weird.
Precisely my point.
Itâs definitely worth getting into a good habit of mowing once a week. also if the weather is warm and dry to give the lawn a spray with the hose in the evening (evening is best because the water wonât evaporate away). literally just take the tips off each week so you shouldnât be getting loads of clippings.
Yeah, sometimes get the old sprinkler out. Problem with ours is that it isnât flat. Good grass coverage but loads of holes and undulations.
your urine has worked wonders
Thinking about hiring myself out.
Water-Balonz
I usually urinate just to the left of this shot if you are interested?
Itâs astroturf out the back of our flats. Obviously not as good as grass, but saves on passive aggressive dramas happening between everyone.
My mum moved recently and first time I went round I immediately said âoh you have artificial grassâ. She was devastated that I had spotted it so quickly. 1-0 Balonz (son of the year).
Just to clarify, are you still talking about lawn urination here?