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You still using oyster cards or is it just a contactless frenzy these days?

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depends though, if you want a monthly travelcard you’ll need to get an oyster

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Contactless can be cheaper, too:

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I use Apple Pay like the absolute twazzock that I am.

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never yet seen someone use that on the tube without them standing there like a melon for 5 minutes holding everyone up trying to make it work.

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yeah the first couple of times I used it that was me, but I’ve (hopefully) mastered it now. Never heard tutting like it! :joy:

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If using an oyster card is LME then I guess I’m just a big LME.

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I’m so furious whenever that happens but instantly feel bad because you know, its not exactly their fault.

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I even got a refund on my oyster, it was such a thrill.

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  • Oyster
  • Contactless card
  • Phone twat
  • Travelcard wanker

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monthly travelcard oyster wanker

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oyster

  • card
  • the mollusc
  • icecream
  • sauce
  • mushroom

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I once tapped in with my watch. What does that make me?