#21

At school we were doing a guided meditation or some nonsense in RE and Ross got sent to the headmaster for “deliberately farting”.

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#22

I do try to hold them in until Clive says something to me that doesn’t deserve any other response.

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#23

went on a ghost walk with work a few years ago. Through Llandaff cathedral with my team in work. The guy leading the walks was really passionate and knowledgeable and was urging quiet (we’d had a few pints) all the way along the walk. We get to the what he has been describing as the most interesting part of the tour down by the river taff, it was pitch black and fairly eery and scary, silence decends as he begins he talk, he pauses, my boss lets a massive really squeaky fart which then turns into a proper ripper. Tour guide not impressed, we are absolutely rolling and never really recover from it.

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#24

My anti-depressants upset my insides so I fart quite a bit. They usually don’t smell too bad.

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#26

I think propranolol increases the volume and frequency of my farts. On the plus side I’m enjoying it too much to notice my anxiety.

#27

I can’t find the do da. Genius !

#28

I’m on lanzoprazol to reduce the pain the gas causes and the nausea but still fart quite a bit.

#29

You should go into a reception or year one class after lunch. They all happily fart away like it’s the most natural thing in the world. Get up to year 6 and they absolutely relish letting out some belters and it’s really funny tbh

#30

one of the big injustices in my life is that because I find farting in front of anyone…not on, I’M considered to be the weirdo.

#31

Was sitting on the book corner today reading a book to a little group of children and one of them had farted and it stank but its one of many things that i, as a teacher, have to ignore and wait for it to go away.
One little boy, however, went “I DONT LIKE THE SMELL OF THAT GIRL” and pointed at her like :rage:

Hilarious

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#32

Friend of mine stated recently that she never farts around her bf and he never farts around her. After 10 years of being together.

Seriously, wtf.

I personally love it when it gets to that stage in a relationship that you both feel comfortable enough around each other that it’s no longer feels embarrassing to do something that is perfectly normal.

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#33

Best horse name ever: Hoof Hearted

#34

One of my gf’s colleagues once said “Marriage is just a series of farts and counter-farts”, and that’s really stuck with me.

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#35

My new shoes were making fart type sounds as I walked yesterday. Hope it goes soon! But it did make me laugh when the sweet looking young Muslim lady who works on the same floor said as I passed by: It sounds like you have a portable fart machine.

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#36

Otherwise known as an “epimer”

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#38

That’s masterful storytelling! Definitely the sort of thing that would have me openly parping in no time if I was a kid!

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